You Only Live Twice (1967) – Sean Connery and Akiko Wakabayashi

You Only Live Twice is the fifth Bond film by Eon Productions and the fifth outing of Sean Connery as James Bond. He does an excellent job as usual.

This time, the movie is set mostly in Japan. We see sumo wrestlers (including one of Bond’s early adversaries – bringing back vibes of Oddjob from Goldfinger) as well as ninjas (in white gis doing mostly other Japanese martial arts – obviously expecting a naïve audience) plus plenty of beautiful Japanese women – especially the main woman in this movie – James’s initial liaison in Japan, called Aki, played quite well by Akiko Wakabayashi. Akiko seems bright and beautiful, in contrast to James’s cover wife towards in the end of the movie – an agent named Kissy Suzuki, played adequately by Mie Hama. She’s pretty but not stunning, and has a typical bimbo gaze & demeanour.

Aki’s boss (Tiger Tanaka) is played quite well by Tetsurô Tanba.

The main enemy in Japan (Mr Osato) is played well by Teru Shimada, although his company is just a front – he works for Spectre (the main enemy in every Bond movie by Eon up to this point).

Spectre’s boss – their ‘Number 1’ agent – never reveals his face until the end of this movie. Until this point we’d only ever seen his hand stroking a fluffy white cat as he sits in his chair barking orders – this time we learn his name is Ernst Stavro Blofeld and he’s played adequately by Donald Pleasence. He’s a bit of a Dr Evil type character.

Karin Dor also plays a significant role in this movie, as Helga Brandt – a female Spectre agent who Bond thought he seduced, but failed. She later gets killed by Blofeld – she’s dropped in a pond of piranhas, for unwittingly allowing Bond to escape.

This movie is responsible for one of the most iconic & memorable sets in Bond history – the lair built within a volcano, with a sliding roof that, when closed, makes it look like the volcano is full of water to anyone looking down from above. The freeing of prisoners and taking over of that volcano base probably inspired similar antics in The Spy Who Loved Me starring Roger Moore 10 years later – the similarity here may also have something to do with the fact that both movies were directed by Lewis Gilbert – they were his first two of three Bond movies he directed.

Overall I rate this movie as OK – about the same as every other Bond movie so far in the series up to this point, with the exception of Goldfinger which was probably slightly better.

Fun fact 1

My favourite movie of all time is Bloodsport, inspired by the alleged real-life story of Frank Dux who has been widely exposed as a pretender these days. When asked who trained him, he said ‘Tiger Tanaka’, and this worked his way into the movie where Van Damme’s character Frank Dux is trained by a Mr Tanaka. I guess he got the idea from You Only Live Twice and didn’t expect Bloodsport to become the massive cult classic that it became, which has had both positive and negative effects on his reputation due to this controversy.

Fun fact 2

After this movie, Sean Connery asked for a significant pay rise, but Eon Productions refused. So the next Bond movie – On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) – starred George Lazenby instead. It was a commercial success, but was still considered a flop in comparison to You Only Live Twice. Lazenby also refused to do a second movie, due to lack of gadgets in his first one. He’d also never acted in anything before this movie. And he was told by the producers not to turn up to the movie premiere unless he shaved his beard and cut his long hair, but he turned up anyway, without shaving or cutting anything. I have to respect him for that, even if he makes a weak James Bond.

So Eon eventually agreed to Connery’s terms for one more outing – Diamonds Are Forever (1971) – marking the 6th & final outing of Connery as Bond on an Eon Productions film, before eventually finding a suitable replacement in Roger Moore, whose era began with Live And Let Die (1973). Roger Moore made 7 consecutive Bond movies, which took us through to the mid 80s and was followed by a couple starring Timothy Dalton which took us through to the 90s. But Connery made one more attempt at a Bond movie, outside of Eon Productions, before the Roger Moore era had ended – Connery was commissioned to star in Never Say Never Again (1983) in the second of the only two Bond movies ever produced outside of Eon Productions. It featured Kim Basinger as well as Rowan Atkinson (Mr Bean) and a bunch of other strong but lesser known actors, and was picked up for distribution by Warner Bros, so it’s a very serious movie still.

Batman Begins (2005) – Christian Bale and Liam Neeson

Batman Begins (2005) is a star-studded action-drama thriller starring Christian Bale (of Equilibrium, 2002) as Bruce Wayne and Batman. In Batman Begins, we see Bruce Wayne’s growth from childhood into adulthood, we see how he became the Batman, who he formed his initial friendships & alliances with, who he became early enemies with, and we follow his first few missions as the Batman.

Also starring Liam Neeson as the Ninja clan leader who helped train Batman near the start of the movie, while harbouring a dark intentions that come back into the plot towards the end of the movie.

Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman play the roles of Batman’s senior helpers – Alfred the butler, and Mr Fox the technologist who was a former board member and friend of Bruce Wayne’s late father.

Gary Oldman (from Léon and The Book Of Eli) plays the detective who Batman forms an early alliance with, and Katie Holmes (ex-wife of Tom Cruise) plays the lead female who Bruce Wayne grew up with and Batman rescues.

Tom Wilkinson plays the main bad guy early on, and Cillian Murphy plays the main baddie in the middle of the movie.

Generally, it’s a great cast with great acting ability expressed throughout the movie. Batman’s car and technological gadgets are also very nice.

But it’s disappointing that we get some annoyingly hard-to-see fight scenes where everything’s dark and the camera keeps switching between pieces of unclear footage – this is not the kind of action scene I enjoy to watch, but I appreciate there’s no real martial arts skill to be demonstrated by any of these guys and this is a way to cover it up and make it still look credible for drama lovers and suspense or even horror genre fans. Indeed, this movie gets a bit boring with a lot of drama genre creeping in, but when the plot gains legs and the action picks up it becomes very entertaining from time to time.

There’s a great plot twist about half an hour before the end of the movie, when Liam Neeson’s character comes to Gotham.

All in all, I rate it pretty good for fans of this kind of mixed action-drama genre; but for pure action hero movie awesomeness, I rate this movie just ‘OK’ on a par with golden oldie action dramas like Lethal Weapon that have minimal special effects and gadgets etc.

Sequels

If you loved this movie, you might also love its immediate sequel The Dark Knight (2008) which brings back most of the same major cast members and gets regularly called a masterpiece by movie critics, although it doesn’t work so well for me – the star of that movie is actually the Joker rather than the Batman. Maybe it’s good for drama and horror movie fans, but it’s not so pleasant for smooth action hero movie connoisseurs to enjoy. But if you do enjoy the sequel, you’ll be pleased to know most of the same guys come back again for a threequel, The Dark Knight Rises (2012).

Batman Begins (2005)

The Hunted (1995) – Christopher Lambert

This one is a bit dated but probably had a fair budget in its day. Not exactly a blockbuster but it has classic Christopher Lambert in his element – this may be his best ever movie. It has a Ninja/Samurai theme throughout, with a decent quality of acting all round, thus is consistently entertaining for those who are keen on this genre. Not a bad plot although it could have been a bit more creative. Still, it’s a decent film for those who haven’t seen it and are into this type of movie generally. I’d rate it a 7.5/10 alongside movies like Jet Li’s The Master which is a good comparison because it has a seemingly similar budget, a similar quality of acting / investment in cast, similar input on plot, similar year of production and all round similar style and quality of movie with the exception that one is about kung fu and one ninjutsu/samurai so if you like one you’ll probably like the other too.

Ninja Assassin (2009) – Jung Ji-Hoon (Rain)

This movie has a bit too much explicit blood & gore squirting around – they must have spent a lot of money on red paint. It’s got a bit of a sadistic side.

The script is intermittent with interesting bits interwoven with boring bits. There’s plenty of gritty and monotonous action mixed in with the more exciting bits. There’s a lot of decent action still, and it’s a fascinating basic concept. Some of the mood setting / atmosphere building is really top level, but there’s plenty of cold, dull & dry patches too, so it’s likely to receive mixed reviews and overall I rate it as Pretty Good and on a similar level to Scott Adkins’ movie Ninja which came out in the same year (2009).

The main Ninja in this movie, Ninja Assassins, is played by Jung Ji-Hoon, a South Korean pop star also known as Rain. He plays a good guy who left a nasty clan of assassins. He befriends a detective played by Naomie Harris. They both do a decent job in this movie – not top-level acting, a bit cold & dry at times, but quite fitting at other times – far from terrible acting – they both did alright. There’s also a decent supporting performance by Ben Miles as Naomie’s colleague in the agency, and a fair performance by Sho Kosugi as the leader of the Ninja Assassin clan.

This movie was produced by the Wachowski brothers (as they were known in 2009, although they prefer to be called sisters now). This is the same duo behind The Matrix, as well as V For Vendetta and Jupiter Ascending – hence the awesome special effects in places, the respectable cast members, and the dodgy innuendos (kidnapping children and torturing them to breed heartless obedient assassins).

There’s a lot of blade fighting in this movie – from swords to throwing stars to knives attached to chains. But the combat techniques are rarely clear – there’s a lot of flashing between camera angles, and loud music, and unclear tricking in low light, probably to mask the fact the lead actor is not well trained in martial art in real life. Jung Ji-Hoon said, for this movie, he trained several hours a day for six months straight. He learnt bits of all sorts of martial arts, including generic Kickboxing, Karate, Kung Fu, Tai Chi, TKD, and specifically for this movie, a lot of Ninjutsu work, especially weapons work – especially the Shuriken (Throwing Star) and Kusarigama (Dagger Chains). But he was still a relative novice, so the stuntmen looked after him well.

The ending is decent, with special forces bursting into the ninja school before they kill the main man; then he fights his main rivals back to back – the ‘older brother’ (the fellow ninja who happily killed his girlfriend according to clan policy) followed by the teacher of the clan.

Ninja (2009) – Scott Adkins

Scott Adkins has made many strong contributions to the English language martial arts action hero movie industry, and Ninja (2009) is easily one of his best. This movie sees the main character grow up in a Ninja school in Japan, competing with his ninja brother to inherit the position of Soke (master) of the school. The main antagonist, upon being disrespectful and outcast by the old master, then kills the him and everyone found in the school that night, while hunting down the old master’s daughter who fled to America with the movie’s main hero to hide and protect the sacred armour & weapons that have been kept by the school for hundreds of years. American police obviously get involved, as does an organised crime syndicate, but they aren’t able to do much against the talented ninjas. With a likeable lead man & woman, and credible moves, equipment, bad guys, cops, and good busyness from start to finish, this movie is just one or two levels shy of the best martial arts action hero movies ever made, in my opinion.

The main cast members giving decent performances include: Scott Adkins as the main star (called Casey Bowman in the movie); Mika Hijii the lead female (called Namiko Takeda); Tsuyoshi Ihara the main antagonist (called Masazuka), and Togo Igawa the teacher of the clan (called Sensei Takeda) who gets killed by his outcast student Masazuka about a third of the way into the movie.

This movie has a bit too much blood & guts spilling around early on – not as much as in Ninja Assassin of the same year, but still a bit too much for my taste – that kind of thing messes with the mind of the viewer. This movie has many similarities with Ninja Assassin, right up to the ending where the art of quick movement & disappearance is displayed alongside the art of sensing the location of the quick mover. Maybe it’s some kind of competition who can do best with the same kind of script on a given year, a bit like how there were two Hercules movies in 2014 – the one with The Rock, and the one with Kellan Lutz (where Scott Adkins played a supporting role) – both good movies in both cases.

Ninja (2009) has a very tasty plot development after half way through the movie, when the police arrest Casey and Namiko, then Masazuka hunts them inside the station.

The action and drama is quite continuous and exciting from start to finish. Minimal boring patches. The mood setting is of variable quality throughout – it could sometimes be a lot better with the help of better sound effects and more finessed screenplay. Scott has a bit of a “girl next door” vibe, as do the other main characters here, but they still all do a decent job.

When Scott tries to look intense, he overcooks the external expressions, because it’s just not his true character. This is what makes Van Damme and Seagal movies so good – they genuinely believe they are hotshots in real life, so it’s not even acting, it’s their real character shining through. In this way, Scott Adkins is like the polar opposite of Denzel Washington, because Denzel has a confident penetrative gaze without trying too hard, but has minimal athleticism and zero real physical martial arts acumen, while Scott is a supreme athlete and a top level martial arts trickster but over-cooks his serious gaze to the point he’s almost gurning. He’s like a promoted stuntman. But neither of them are deeply equipped with practical, subtle self-defence skills. Guys like Steven Seagal, Jackie Chan and Jean-Claude Van Damme would probably wipe the floor with Scott Adkins in a real fight, and a prime Bruce Lee would probably wipe the floor with all of them simultaneously. Still, Scott does better aerial tricks than all of them, and can probably handle himself comfortably against the average man.

The Sequel

If you enjoyed Ninja (2009) don’t miss its sequel – Ninja II: Shadow Of A Tear (2013) – also starring Scott Adkins. It doesn’t strictly follow the same storyline with all its features, but has a fairly similar feel and is roughly the same quality of movie, with its own fresh plot.

See also, The Art Of Action

Don’t miss Scott’s podcast series called The Art Of Action on his own YouTube channel, where he’s done some phenomenal interviews with superstars like Keanu Reeves and Steven Seagal, as well as lesser known legends like Kurt McKinney from No Retreat, No Surrender. Since he’s essentially one of them, Scott commands far more respect than the average interviewer and is able to extract some incredible stories and information never heard before.

Ninja II: Shadow Of A Tear (2013) – Scott Adkins

This movie sequel is about as good as the original Ninja movie from 2009. It carries some of the same core characters and plot references, but has plenty of new plot material to work from. In this movie we see another vengeance-led mission except this time Scott’s character has nothing to protect – he’s lost everything and is on a “kill ’em all” kinda mission now as he tracks down the untouchable druglord who he thinks killed his pregnant wife, taking out everyone he encounters along the way. It’s a solid movie, about as good as the original – some things are better, some things are worse. This time it’s not set in America though, it’s set in Thailand & Burma.