This movie has a deadly biohazard theme from the start, just in time for what allegedly happened in the real world just a few years later. Pre-programming much? Fortunately this theme quickly disappears and doesn’t spoil the rest of the movie.
Chris Evans stars as Captain America – the main character in this movie; although there are a few other major characters from The Avengers also playing roles here, including Wanda Maximoff aka The Scarlet Witch, played by Elizabeth Olsen with vibes of Hillary Clinton. And Natasha Romanoff aka Black Widow, played by Scarlett Johansson – the camerawork during her fight scenes is particularly shaky, presumably to hide the fact that a stunt double is doing all the work for her, and this makes for rather unpleasant viewing during action scenes. There’s also plenty of action from the start by Anthony Mackie who plays Cap’s flying negro sidekick called Sam Wilson.
Later on we also see Tony Stark aka Iron Man played by Robert Downey Jr, and Clint Barton aka Hawkeye (Marvel’s equivalent of Green Arrow) played by Jeremy Renner. Ant-Man (Paul Rudd) and Spider-Man (Tom Holland) even get involved, as does T’Chala aka Black Panther (Chadwick Boseman), and Iron Man’s sidekick War Machine aka Iron Patriot (Don Cheadle) and even Bruce Banner aka The Hulk (Mark Ruffalo) – they all have roles in this movie as if it’s just another big Avengers get-together, but I guess it’s fine, because let’s be honest, it would be quite boring if it were all Captain America unless they had an interesting & creative storyline as good as the original from 2011.
There’s some good action in this movie – it may even be Chadwick Boseman’s best outing as the Black Panther – better than his work in the first dedicated Black Panther movie which came a couple of years later. But there’s also some unpleasant arguing in this movie, followed by a divide between the order-following Avengers and the ones who think they know better (including Cap). The script is a bit messy too. It’s a real mixed bag of a movie, and for this reason, I’ll rate it Bang Average just like both previous Captain America movies and both prior Avengers movies too.
The first 10 minutes are quite action packed, although more on the theatrical drama side than fast action for the most part. These early scenes do a decent job of establishing Thanos as a potentially awesome antagonist – significantly stronger than the Hulk and wielding better control of the energetic world than the magician that is Loki – Thor’s adoptive brother and the main antagonist from the second Avengers movie.
This sets the tone nicely for what’s to come in the rest of the movie, which generally has a higher quality and better consistency of action and much better plot than previous Avengers movies.
This movie has some great humour in places. The action is a bit muddled like the previous Avengers movies, but is better coordinated such that this is clearly the best of them thus far. It’s not quite on a par with the first Thor movie. It even falls slightly short of lesser but still Decent movies in the MCU like Iron Man, Doctor Strange and Black Panther. But it’s got the most clear direction, focus and script coordination of all the groupie Avengers movies thus far. As such I rate it Above Average, which is still an accomplishment.
To say this movie ends on a cliffhanger is probably an understatement. The whole movie can be likened to hanging on the edge of a cliff, then it ends with a big splatter where half of everyone in the universe instantly dies (at the click of Thanos’ fingers). Quite a strange negative note to end on – probably setting us up for the next Avengers movie, called Endgame, released in 2019 – a year when something else, no less depressing, begins to be unveilled in the real world, spawning rumours of similar levels of deaths due any time now. Coincidence much?
As usual, in this Avengers movie there’s a large number of superhero characters working together. The team battling Thanos – the main antagonist, played by Josh Brolin with the help of ample CGI and makeup – includes: Tony Stark aka Iron Man played by Robert Downey Jr; Captain America played by Chris Evans; Bruce Banner aka The Hulk played by Mark Ruffalo; Thor played by Chris Hemsworth whose scenes are probably the best of all scenes in this movie; Natasha Romanoff aka Black Widow (played by Scarlett Johansson); Spider-Man played by Tom Holland; The Scarlet Witch played by Elizabeth Olsen – her powers are pretty cool too, but seem underplayed by this movie; Vision played by Paul Bettany whose powers also seem underplayed; Doctor Strange played by Benedict Cumberbatch; Chris Pratt as Star-Lord along with the rest of his team from the Guardians Of The Galaxy movie series; and Chadwick Boseman as the Black Panther along with several of his colleagues from the Wakanda. And that’s not nearly all the significant actors in this movie but we’ll be here all day if we try to name them all so that’ll do for now – its easy to look up the rest of them, or just view the poster or watch the trailer and see who they’re feel play the most significant roles here.
This movie tells the tale of an AI being, determined to kill all life on Earth, and the Avengers try to stop it. These Avengers include those we’ve met before, plus a few new ones.
Doubling down on the mind-control theme from the first Avengers movie where Loki was able to turn Hawkeye into his puppet and caused everyone else to argue among themselves; this movie sees Loki’s sceptre used to create a woman (played adequately by Elizabeth Olsen) with the ability to trap people’s minds in their own worst nightmares, and when she eventually becomes an Avenger she starts throwing red Chi Balls around with her mind. Her normal name is Wanda Maximoff but she’s due to eventually become known as The Scarlet Witch (the main antagonist in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, 2022). Only the AI antagonist called Ultron is immune to her mind control powers in this movie, and becomes her leader early on. As a result, all the superheroes start daydreaming and living out their worst nightmares – a sneaky way to bring an extra large dose of horror, or at least irritation, to our screens. This, combined with a much larger helping of slow & muddled drama throughout, means I can’t rate this movie any higher than Bang Average, on a par with Guardians Of The Galaxy from the year before.
Disappointingly but unsurprisingly, they’ve also doubled down on fighting among themselves (even when not mind controlled). It’s like an episode of Eastenders on steroids. Not what a smooth action hero movie connoisseur really wants to sit through. But there are some good bits of course. There’s even a good bit of humour once or twice.
Like most Avengers movies, Robert Downey Jr playing Tony Stark and Iron Man is probably the main character here. Chris Hemsworth has some good screen time as Thor, but not as much as I’d like, and Chris Evans has a lot of screen time as Captain America – probably more than I’d like. Samuel L Jackson makes a strong contribution as always, playing Nick Fury, the Director of SHIELD. Mark Ruffalo puts in a curious performance as Bruce Banner and The Hulk. Scarlett Johansson puts in a decent performance as Natasha Romanoff, although not as strong as her appearance in Iron Man 2 when she seemed younger and more energetic. There were many more significant characters besides these ones too.
No amount of loud music during simplistic high kicking, or non-martial gymnastic tumbling by stuntmen, is going to make Captain America any less dead dry in character or any more cool in superpowers. But they seemed to think it might, with all that kind of noise in the first 15 minutes. Then again later on.
Sure, there’s some decent action bits here, and I mean fractions of bits, from time to time, but that’s literally the limit of this movie’s coolness. Having said that, it’s still mostly easy viewing, while they try to work through an attention-worthy script. So I can’t give it less than a Bang Average rating, but I can’t rate it any higher either. It’s about equal to Chris Pratt’s Guardians Of The Galaxy as well as Chris Pine’s Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit – both also from 2014. It’s also about equal to the original Captain America: The First Avenger from 2011.
Chris Evans stars in this movie, as Captain America himself, and while he’s a bit of a boring superhero, he seems like a pleasant guy which makes for easy viewing that’s neither very awesome nor very distressing.
Further cast members include Scarlett Johansson who plays Agent Natasha Romanoff (aka Black Widow). She’s not bad, but she looks like a Ghost in the Shell of her former self (pardon the pun). At first I really thought she were someone else brought in to be a poundshop or dollarstore version of Scarlett Johansson, then I realised it’s actually her. Maybe it’s the hair style, or the outfits, or she gained weight, or all of the above, but something’s definitely off. She seems drained of energy here. A Stark contrast to when she appeared in Iron Man 2 (pardon the pun). It’s like she aged heavily in those four years.
There’s also Anthony Mackie playing Sam Wilson – he’s probably been casted mainly to represent the ethnic audience and to replicate the chemistry Robert Downey Jr had with Don Cheadle in Iron Man. With vibes of Jamie Fox crossed with Snoop Dogg, he does a fair job.
Frank Grillo also adds value to this movie, as one of the swat-type guys in the SHIELD strike team. He’s got a bit of character to him, and holds down the role of a tactical team member quite well. He’s a familiar face since he’s worked his way into a lot of cheap action hero movies in recent years.
Samuel L Jackson, as Director of SHIELD, does a decent job in raising the standard of the slower scenes from what would probably otherwise be quite boring, into something that’s ultimately quite watchable. He also does a great job of adding value to the occasional high-octane action scene he’s involved in, such as the car chase that results in him being kidnapped. Very rarely does a car chase scene so long drawn out as that one manage to sustain attention so well as that one did.
Shortly after 30 minutes in, after the car chase, this movie becomes increasingly interesting as Samuel L Jackson’s character is waiting in Cap’s apartment, hiding out, telling him silently that SHIELD is compromised, then gets shot by a sniper who Cap pursues only to discover he’s just as physically gifted as himself. That sniper is the main antagonist for much of the movie, played adequately by Sebastian Stan mostly from behind a mask.
By contrast, the last half hour is pretty weak. It’s a fairly non descript one-dimensional long-winded drama-oriented dull-action-based ending, so while at times this movie gets exciting, overall I can’t rank it any better than Bang Average, as mentioned earlier – on a par with the original Captain America: The First Avenger.
Further sequels
If you’re following the Marvel movies in order, next up is Guardians Of The Galaxy (2014) which has an original set of characters, followed by Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015) where Captain America returns alongside Iron Man, Thor, The Hulk and Black Widow just like in the last Avengers movie. Then we get Ant-Man to round off MCU Phase 2, then Phase 3 kick-starts in 2016 with a third movie dedicated to Captain America, called Captain America: Civil War. Several Marvel movies later, towards the end of Phase 5, we get the fourth Captain America movie called Captain America: Brave New World (2025) no longer starring Chris Evans who says he is happily retired from the role already.
This movie is an overload of messy drama and uncoordinated action. It’s as if a kid became the director and was spoilt for choice which superheroes to focus on so he picked every superhero and put them all together but none of them really had a chance to shine. Well, Iron Man (played quite well by Robert Downey Jr) has a few good bits, but for the most part, it’s like too many cooks are spoiling the broth.
This reminds me of Ocean’s Eleven – when it came out with both Brad Pitt and George Clooney in the same movie (not to mention Matt Damon and Julia Roberts too), although I were only a teenager at the time, I expected it to be twice as good as the average Pitt or Clooney movie, but no, it was a massive disappointment, like they were too busy partying to produce anything worth watching. Of course I can look back these days and appreciate what little that movie has to offer, but it’s still far from what it should have been, and this movie – The Avengers – suffers from pretty much the same problem.
The most interesting part comes 1 hour and 40 minutes into the movie, when the sky opens up and the aliens invade earth. But 1 hour and 40 minutes is a time when the average movie has already finished – it’s a long time to sit through drama and spurts of uncoordinated action while waiting for the really good scenes to arrive. Having said that, it doesn’t play out nearly as well as it initially seemed like it might have done. The fight scenes when the aliens come down from the sky are mostly barely any better than something you’d expect from an old episode of the Power Rangers. But there’s a good half an hour left in this long movie to play out the ending properly if it wanted – this longwinded movie goes on for nearly 2 and a half hours but it’s mostly boring filler drama, full of verbal arguments – not a good headspace to be in, which is why it took me several sittings to get through this movie, and this should never be the case with a thrilling action movie – I shouldn’t have mostly forgotten the first hour by the time I get round to watching the third hour – this makes for a weak review, but hey, it’s a weak movie, and that’s one thing I remember thinking since the start. I rate it Bang Average, on a par with Iron Man 2 which came out 2 years prior and was disappointing compared to the first Iron Man movie which I rated a couple of levels higher.
The very ending was alright – it’s one of the best bits, but it’s nothing incredible really.
The main antagonist in this movie is Tom Hiddleston who plays Loki (adopted brother of Thor). He does a fair job, especially for those familiar with the Thor movie series, but doesn’t wow.
It’s also a pleasure to see Scarlett Johansson playing a significant role in this movie, as Natasha Romanoff (the star character in Black Widow, 2021). She was one of the best things about the Iron Man 2 movie.
It’s also good to see some action from Chris Hemsworth – his character Thor is one of the most entertaining in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, although he doesn’t do much in this movie.
Samuel L Jackson adds value as always, as the leader of the agency called SHIELD tasked with putting together The Avengers to defend the Earth from otherworldly threats.
Chris Evans does a standard job as Captain America, promoting an institutional angle, barking orders from the front even though he’s one of the weakest superheroes in the crew – this is obviously part of a military recruitment campaign, designed to appeal to those who want to act like the main man in the room, even when they’re not. Cap’s powers are nothing compared to Iron Man and Thor for example, but I guess his character is meant to be super smart (although so is Iron Man, especially with the help of Jarvis) and of course Cap has military leadership experience – it just seems terribly out of place him barking orders to a team comprising several far more powerful superheroes than he. Having said that, he’s probably just as powerful as Romanoff and Hawkeye. The Avengers team seems half comprised of natural & near-natural humans with unrealistically perfected skills, while the other half seem to be physically indestructible freaks.
Clark Gregg returns as Agent Phil Coulson from the Iron Man movies. He’s always makes an entertaining character, and gets far too little screen time for my liking.
Jeremy Renner takes on a major role as Arrow (another seemingly feeble Avenger who somehow fights perfectly enough to compete very effectively with much more powerful warriors than he). I’m not really a fan of this actor, but he fills a role. He’s not terrible, he’s just giving me Daniel Craig vibes – he seems more made for soppy drama, not action heroism.
Mark Ruffalo plays the Dr Bruce Banner who turns in & out of his alter-ego, the Hulk, played by Lou Ferrigno with the help of plenty of CGI of course. They both do an adequate job of it.
Stellan Skarsgård does alright as Dr Erik Selvig – a man we met in the Thor movie series, who is controlled here by Loki who needs him to help open the portal.
While there are some interesting aspects to the plot and some decent action scenes too; for the most part this movie is one or two levels less entertaining than the previous one. They seem to be doubling down on the drama aspect, to boost the plot, but it’s not working well for me as an action hero movie fan – it even gets quite boring from time to time, although it ends quite strong. Obviously there’s no revelatory unveiling of the Iron Man superhero to the world in this movie, since the world already knows all about him, including his identity and his capabilities, so this sequel is in dire need of additional creativity to keep the plot fresh and the action captivating – this movie is noticeably lacking in these departments, so I rate it a couple levels down from the first Iron Man movie.
It’s good to see the return of Robert Downey Jr, and alright to see the return of Gwyneth Paltrow.
It’s also great to see the addition of Scarlett Johansson into the core cast of this movie. Her character initially seems a bit too consistently cold-hearted and blank-faced for my liking – a touch of warmth wouldn’t go amiss – but it keeps us on our toes about who she is and what are her intentions, until it’s all revealed after an hour in, and then it suits her role nicely. Scarlett Johannson and Jon Favreau (from Stark’s company) make a great team in some awesome action scenes towards the end, which includes multiple moments of good humour too. Credit to the writers, producers, directors and actors for that. It’s good to see Jon have a more significant role this time round too – he had only a minor role in the previous Iron Man movie but deserved something better and this has been remedied in Iron Man 2.
Samuel L Jackson makes a refreshing appearance at the top of the second hour, causing the movie to gain positive vibes and become generally more interesting. Better late than never, although I’ll never be able to justify rating this movie as highly as the first, after sitting through its weak first hour.
The intrigue and positive vibes are cranked up another notch about half an hour before the end, as Tony Stark finds a message from his late father with a clue towards creating a new element that can replace the plutonium in his power core (his artificial heart) which is slowly killing him.
Mickey Rourke plays the main antagonist (with techie brain plus brawn) quite well, while his new partner (with business brains, money & influence) is adequately played by Sam Rockwell.
Don Cheadle plays the role of James Rhodes – a black man with quite a senior position in the military, who is friends with Tony Stark, but when Stark is dying and goes a bit crazy, Rhodes steals one of his Iron Man suits believing he’d make a more worthy superhero himself. Don does an adequate job, but he’s no Wesley Snipes or Michael B Jordan.
Don and Sam both carry a bit of a beta-male vibe. Very much lacking that ‘main man in the room’ vibe; although that may be the intention, since Sam shouldn’t overpower Mickey, and Don shouldn’t overpower Robert, but Mickey and Robert are both so-so themselves, half way between Alpha and Beta I’d say. And/or maybe Sam & Don sold their souls to be rewarded with these roles, as is often the way in Hollywood.
The movie Lucy starts off as an aggravated drama edging somewhat into the Horror genre. But once it gets going, it becomes a very entertaining sci-fi fantasy action thriller with a very simple plot and a very minimal core cast but executed very nicely.
The star of this movie is Scarlett Johansson who plays the role of Lucy herself and does a pretty good job of it. But we’re also treated to a decent performance by Morgan Freeman as a ground-breaking professor, and a great performance by Amr Waked as a French police captain.
This movie has shades of The Matrix, as well as the movie Venom, but is unequivocally its own thing. It’s all about a random bimbo who unwilfully takes a revolutionary drug that gradually unlocks the hidden capacity of her brain. Soon she reaches a tipping point – repairing, defending & modifying herself with ease. Then she seeks increasingly more knowledge and energy until she can eventually make herself immortal. The ideals pushed by this movie, of incessantly seeking knowledge and power, like some kind of drug, are drawn from Luciferianism – hence the name Lucy. Here’s a rough translation of a quote from Laozi to counter that narrative: when you seek knowledge, you gain every day; when you seek peace, you lose every day – lose, lose and lose again, until you have nothing left to lose and nothing left to do, then there’s nothing more to do.
Even though it’s such a short & simple movie, over in less than 90 minutes, because it’s such a great concept and so well executed, I rate Lucy (2014) about equal to Divergent from the same year, and about equal to Scarlett’s other nice sci-fi movie Ghost In The Shell (2017).
ps. Did you notice the glass bottle of Evian water, used by Choi Min-Sik playing Mr Jang, the main baddie in this movie, to rinse the blood off his hands in one of the earlier scenes? That’s my main drink right there (the water, not the blood) unless I’m near a good natural source, which can be even better. Glass bottled Evian is available from Amazon and many other retailers online.
Scarlett Johansson does a convincing job in this movie, as Major Mira Killian aka Motoko Kusanagi – an elite government agent with a human brain and a synthetic body. The proverbial ghost in her shell, is her pervading spirit and her returning memories that the agency attempted to wipe clean.
It’s an exciting concept with a mediocre level of substance to the script so it runs a bit dry of what it could be with more budget & creativity. Bearing in mind it’s not even an original story for this movie, it’s based on a Japanese seinen manga comic from 1989 which has had many TV shows, movies and computer games named after it long before this movie came out.
Supporting actors generally do a decent job, especially Pilou Asbæk who plays a tough guy with big guns called Batou who is Major’s main accomplice; and Takeshi Kitano who plays Aramaki who is one of the leaders of the agency, who puts his loyalty to Major and to ethics ahead of his loyalty to his murderous co-leader Cutter played by Peter Ferdinando.
It’s not easy for a woman to pull off an action hero lead role like this, but Scarlett does alright.
